Paris Hilton Is Too Beautiful For Jail
The hits don’t stop a’comin’ — it’s like Paris, considerate socialite she is, is giving us a stockpile of Bad PR stories in anticipation of her incarceration. This one is about the petition to keep Paris out of jail that has been going around. I had a link to the original petition a couple of days ago, but for some reason neglected to post it. Now I know why — I was waiting for this article and the liberal sprinkling of snarky links it contains.
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May 10th, 2007 at 2:26 pm
Seeing Paris go to jail will be so much fun!
There’s a petition to jail Paris here:
http://www.petitiononline.com/jailph/
And you can also buy campaign t-shirts here LOL:
http://www.spreadshirt.de/shop.php?sid=80930
May 15th, 2007 at 9:53 am
[...] It appears that the previously-mentioned petition to Free Paris has landed on The Governator’s desk. However, Gov. Schwarzengerfdflkh (that may not be the correct spelling), who knows his politicks and can discern between an Internet Petition and an actual Request for Pahdon, is claiming that he’s ‘too busy to help Paris’. [...]