Expect these and many more to be added to the comic book sound effects lexicon as Stan Lee takes on Paris Hilton. While I would much rather prefer that she be portrayed as a supervillain — or perhaps a supervillain’s bumbling assistant — Stan The Man is quite taken by our dashing young lady. See? Comics do rot your brain.
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Do you remember that pounding sound, Paris? The one that stopped today? Yeah, that was the last nail in your coffin. It was fun while it lasted, thanks for all the great material. Who’s next?
That tricksy debutante! Before I even had a chance to report that she was released early due to “medical reasons,” the interwebs are reporting that she’s been ordered to return to court, and the sheriff who let her go has some splainin’ to do, maybe even some contemptin’ of court to answer to.
Oh, joyous day! The fabled “Throw Paris Hilton In Jail” internet counter-petition has gained the backing of some, er, heavyweights as Motley Crue add their voice to the clamor. That’s right, Paris. Leave the drinky driving to the pros.
…for Paris Hilton’s correctional sleepover. How does a socialite prepare for 45 days of the joint? Why, by smoking a celebratory joint, of course. Now — I’m sure none of us are surprised that Paris smokes weed, and even less so that a picture of this behavior is out on the interblags. What is interesting in this article is the mention that the “Free Paris Hilton” internet petition is woefully behind the “Jail Paris Hilton” one, by a factor of two.
It appears that the previously-mentioned petition to Free Paris has landed on The Governator’s desk. However, Gov. Schwarzengerfdflkh (that may not be the correct spelling), who knows his politicks and can discern between an Internet Petition and an actual Request for Pahdon, is claiming that he’s ‘too busy to help Paris’.
The hits don’t stop a’comin’ — it’s like Paris, considerate socialite she is, is giving us a stockpile of Bad PR stories in anticipation of her incarceration. This one is about the petition to keep Paris out of jail that has been going around. I had a link to the original petition a couple of days ago, but for some reason neglected to post it. Now I know why — I was waiting for this article and the liberal sprinkling of snarky links it contains.
Oh, that wily Paris Hilton! Here we were, all a-twitter about her depriving us of 45 days of Bad PR hilarity while she cools her stiletto heels in the slammer, when she reveals that her imprisonment is all the fault of her PR person, opening the door for all sorts of interesting plot twists. There’s bad PR, then there’s Bad PR. And sometimes, it’s both!
Dear lord, where is our Bad PR blog going to go when Paris goes to the hoosegow?Â Doesn’t Judge Sauer have any decency? Does he not realize that he’s tampering with a national resource?
Remember that storage unit that Paris Hilton lost? The one whose contents were auctioned off because she forgot to pay a $200 bill? Well, apparently the long delay was due to the relentless curating of all that stuff. It’s come out that this was a 6,000 square foot storage unit. That’s about three times the size of your average 4-bedroom house, for those who are not stupid enough to use the English system.
Anyway. The entire contents of Hilton’s storage unit are available for digital perusal online at Paris Exposed. The idea is that you subscribe to gain access to all of Paris’ photos, videos, receipts, bank statements, medical records. I’ll probably pass on that, but the quick tour is pretty amusing, including a picture of a man with a kilo of coke on his chest. “Remember, this is not stuff about Paris Hilton — this is Paris Hilton’s stuff!”