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Archive for February, 2006

But America thought of it first!

Tuesday, February 21st, 2006

Iranians love Danish pastries, but now when they look for the flaky dessert at the bakery they have to ask for “Roses of the Prophet Muhammad.”

Seriously folks, this has got to stop. Next up: ’80s Flock of Seagulls hit “I Ran” to be renamed “Pointy-Haired Dude Song.”

Do Sheep Dream of Electric Androids?

Sunday, February 19th, 2006

To me, this is on par with Kaufman’s 20-year disappearance/reappearance gag, proof that there are people able to warp the fabric of reality into something flimsier than a soap bubble.

Anyway, that’s long way of saying that some robot waggishly dubbed “Phillip K Dick” (Phil to his minders), has gone missing. Anyone familiar with Dick’s work — and his omnipresent influence — will relish the thought of an androidically, ahem, head-androidically replica PKD striking out on its own.

Hat tip to David Lee Beowulf

Supply and demand, folks

Wednesday, February 8th, 2006

The hottest item in Gaza this week could be a little hard to find. Thank Allah for free enterprise.