Let’s hear it for Kid Rock, who is keeping his perspective regarding his very own sextape scandal: “What perfect timing,” Rock told The Associated Press in an interview Wednesday. “I got a record coming up … Maybe I should thank [sextape cameraman/Creed yowler Scott Stapp].”

Bonus: He goes on to call Stapp an “idiot.”

Wouldn’t you? Apparently, fashion designer/red carpet newb Isaac Mizrahi gratuitously fondled Scarlett’s pneumatic attachments in a fit of couture-related curiousity. Or so he says.