That tricksy debutante! Before I even had a chance to report that she was released early due to “medical reasons,” the interwebs are reporting that she’s been ordered to return to court, and the sheriff who let her go has some splainin’ to do, maybe even some contemptin’ of court to answer to.

The 2008 presidential race could actually be fun, if this real-life LOLcandidate image is any indication.

In response to the threat of economic sanctions from the US should it not do something about this Darfur campaign issue, Sudanese Ambassador to the U.S. John Ukec Lueth Ukec has claimed that his country will cease exports of gum arabica should these sanctions come to pass. Brandishing a plastic bottle of Coke above his head, the otherwise-dignitary explained that this emulsifier is responsible for all our soft drink fizziness, so we better consider things carefully here.