Expect these and many more to be added to the comic book sound effects lexicon as Stan Lee takes on Paris Hilton. While I would much rather prefer that she be portrayed as a supervillain — or perhaps a supervillain’s bumbling assistant — Stan The Man is quite taken by our dashing young lady. See? Comics do rot your brain.
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Archive for August, 2007
…there can only be one winner. That is, unless it’s something that keeps Michael Bay from making a movie. Then everybody wins!
Nobody saw this coming, but everyone empathizes, I’m sure.Â Lindsey Lawrence, supremely inebriated and presumably up to here with all the drunker-than-Lindsey-Lohan references,Â took offense at some dude’s crooning of “Yellow” and used the opportunity to deck him. Usually, I obey the unwritten code of the media and do my best to leave karaoke gone wrong unreported, but Coldplay? Didn’t they get eaten by piranhas?