Mr. Brandrick was told some terrible news by his doctors. He had pancreatic cancer, and had one year to live. Deciding to make lemonade out of lemons, our brave victim decided to cash out and live it up while he still could. Then the doctors gave him even more terrible news: it was a misdiagnosis.
Not even Hell would take these cases.
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