You know, it took a story like this to bring me out of slack. Here we have four inmates, plotting a brilliant escape plan. In summary, the four men copyrighted their names, then used mafiaa tactics to seize the warden’s property and demand release in exchange. They would have gotten away with it too, except the lawyer they hired to handle their intellectual property claim turned out to be an undercover cop.
Not even Hell would take these cases.
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