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Archive for February, 2007

Nooter mah truck?

Friday, February 23rd, 2007

Smooth!It could only last so long. Apparently, someone is so outraged by the latest fashion in utility vehicle gonads (intended to hang from the hitch and pictured here in chrome) that they’re proposing a bill to bust ’em. Now, I may be in the group of people who think these things are in poor taste, and further, I suspect that I’m in the majority here, but do we really need to tie up valuable legislative time with trivialities like this when we should be doing something about sleepover abuse?

Fuzzy on the details…

Friday, February 23rd, 2007

In what promises to be the first of an exciting new category of lawsuits, golfer Fuzzy Zoeller is suing over a vandalized Wikipedia page. Apparently, somebody at an IP associated with some Miami law firm added a paragraph alluding to Fuzzy’s days of fuzziness, spent ambling about in a drug-induced alcoholic stupor. It’s true! I read about it on Wikipedia!