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Lawsuits of the Damned

Not even Hell would take these cases.

Archive for April, 2007

Piratism rampant in education!

Monday, April 30th, 2007

Stacy Snyder wanted to be a teacher. She didn’t expect those pictures she posted to MySpace to come back and haunt her like drunken pirates. Now she wants her teaching degree and at least $75K in damages. Arrr, Stacy!

The $65 Million Pants

Thursday, April 26th, 2007

Who can outdo a lawyer at filing a Lawsuit of the Damned? A judge, it would seem. Judge Roy Pearson, angry at dry cleaning family the Chungs, over the loss of his favoritest gray wool pants, has put in for $65M in damages and whatnot. The suit asks, among other things, to cover the costs of leasing a car every weekend, as Pearson doesn’t have one and he must now take his dry-cleaning to an outfit that isn’t within walking distance.

And then He turned belchgas into perfume…

Monday, April 9th, 2007

Pardon the sacrilege, but Coca Cola suing filmmakers who show Jesus drinking a Coke… it’s maddening. Who wouldn’t kill for product placement like this? Perhaps the folks at Pepsi might be more amenable to holy thirst-quenching.