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Archive for August, 2007

No Cheese is $10M Extra

Monday, August 13th, 2007

The nerve of these barely-functional — and appropriately-paid — McDonald’s drones! Despite Mr. Jackson’s repeated pleas to “hold the cheese” on his quattah-poundah, those slobs failed to do so. Now he wants a cool ten mill for the horrible allergic reaction he had while chomping down on the toxic burger in a darkened home theater. My advice to people with severe food allergies: Don’t eat at McDonald’s. Try Hardee’s, they could use the publicity.