Objective Tinnitus

I can’t hear you over that whistling sound.

Rap Cat

I just caught wind of the Rap Cat controversy, re: the carry-out bags that double as ghetto fabulous street duds for your tabby. First of all, I want to say that I totally support Rap Cat. He’s completely idiotic, yes, but I think that’s the point. He’s supposed to be idiotic. It’s absurdist parody. Don’t you think if Checkers/Rally’s was serious about Rap Cat they would have, oh, I don’t know, made him look a little bit less like a goddamn puppet?

Anyway, the bags. I don’t know if the people who are complaining about this promoting animal cruelty have ever been in a room with a cat and a bag. If there is some inherent danger in this equation, cats don’t seem to give a shit - they’ll get in that bag every time (especially if it smells like greasy french fries). And they usually go head first, which seems much more dangerous than what Checkers suggests (legs first, but only after you cut out leg holes so Puss in Bag can still maneuver). If anything, Checkers/Rally’s is trying to prevent animal cruelty. They even print a warning to over-eager pet owners that reads “Caution: Not all cats will be down with wearing this bag. Do not harm or endanger any cat.”

Sounds pretty responsible to me. Checkers/Rally’s knows that cats like bags. They’re just making it slightly safer and more fun for their owners. Look, it may not be a perfect idea, but you have to admit it’s better than Colonel Sanders’ Rooster Torture & Preperation Kit.

P.S. I have no idea why Checkers isn’t pluralized and Rally’s is. I also have no idea why they don’t just pick one name for the entire country.

2 Responses to “Rap Cat”

  1. Tazz Says:

    “I don’t have a problem with the rap cat parody, however, I am
    concerning about the narrative associated with the description of the
    big value meal. The creators of the ad campaign are aware of the
    association of the 40 ounce beer with African-American youths so I
    think to subliminally play on that in your ad with the narrative
    emphasizing ‘40 ounce’..pause..and then ’soft drink’ is irresponsible
    and was purposely done to play off of the reference to the 40 ounce
    beer that African-American youths are so fond of. I live in an
    African-American community where alcoholism is a problem among our
    youth and we do not need for even the vernacular to be reinforced
    through the media as an innocent ad campaign. It would be far less
    offensive if they were to at least correct the pause to remove the
    emphasis from the ‘40 ounce’ reference”.

    Pay attention to the way this is done in the commercial where they
    describe the big value meal.

  2. James Greene, Jr. Says:

    Interesting.

Leave a Reply