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Objective Tinnitus

I can’t hear you over that whistling sound.

Appetite for Irritating Washed-Up, Botoxed Rockers

Do you think Axl Rose would sue me if I changed my name to Chinese Democracy? I think he would, and that would obviously lead to the greatest court outburst of all-time:

“Objection! Your honor, the plaintiff’s name is an anagram for oral sex!”

Previously:

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