Archive for June, 2005

Why “Serenity” was made

Saturday, June 25th, 2005

ETA update: My friend Bob links to The Sound of the Crowd on his LiveJournal, and adds his thoughts.

Among the many seemingly counter-intuitive things about making the failed television series “Firefly” a big-screen movie is, well, just that.

At least there’s an obvious profit motive (if not exactly a creative one) for making a “Dukes of Hazzard” movie. But why throw good money after bad on a concept people have already shown they didn’t want to watch even when it was free?

The answer: To exploit the fanbase. As this article shows, “Serenity” is an experiment in seeing how much work the (unpaid) fans will do to put money in the pockets of Universal and Joss Whedon’s team.

The answer: Quite a lot, apparently…and they’ll even pay them for the privilege of marketing their movie.

The marketing plan rises to evil-genius levels when you realize all the ways the move from April to September pried open six months’ worth of free-publicity for the entire Firefly/Serenity franchise. Since the fan screenings began, Firefly DVD sales have shot up the genre charts at Barnes & Noble and Amazon. In July, a Dark Horse Serenity comic book, written by Whedon, will hit shelves, and the Sci-Fi Channel will soon start broadcasting the 14 Firefly episodes–all of them, in order.
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Good news, Vivian

Saturday, June 25th, 2005

The Knight-Ridder Washington Bureau asked some Young Republicans a question…

(quotes in bold, my comments normal text)

Would you be willing to put on the uniform and go to fight in Iraq?

“Frankly, I want to be a politician. I’d like to survive to see that,” said Vivian Lee, 17, a war supporter visiting the convention from Los Angeles,

You know, if Bill Clinton made America’s youth obsessed with blow jobs, then surely George W. Bush has made chickenhawkery a rung on the ladder to political success.

Lee said she supports the war but would volunteer only if the United States faced a dire troop shortage or “if there’s another Sept. 11.”

“As long as there’s a steady stream of volunteers, I don’t see why I necessarily should volunteer,” said Lee.

Good news, Vivian. We’re facing a dire troop shortage. The stream of volunteers has dried up. See you at the recruiting office on monday, girlfriend!

“If there was a need presented, I would go,” said Chris Cusmano, a 21-year-old member of the College Republicans organization from Rocky Point, N.Y.

Good news, Chris…

Because I know you’ve missed it

Saturday, June 25th, 2005

And now, it’s time once again to play…

Who Said It?

We have a trifecta this time.

“Victory means exit strategy, and it’s important for the President to explain to us what the exit strategy is.”

“This has been an unmitigated disaster … Ask the…embassy. Ask all the people…that we’ve killed. Ask the refugees that we’ve killed. Ask the people in nursing homes. Ask the people in hospitals.”

“{The] President… is once again releasing American military might on a foreign country with an ill-defined objective and no exit strategy. He has yet to tell the Congress how much this operation will cost. And he has not informed our nation’s armed forces about how long they will be away from home. These strikes do not make for a sound foreign policy.”

Now, who said these things?

Howard Dean?
An editorial writer for USA Today?
A Democratic activist?

Or was it….(click below for the answers)
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Being called glib by Tom Cruise

Saturday, June 25th, 2005

In a recent interview, a tense-for-some-reason Tom Cruise called Today Show host Matt Lauer “glib.” Wow. Tom Cruise telling you you’re “glib”.

That’s like Tom DeLay telling you you have no class. Or being called ugly by a Tasmanian pus-toad.

(Glib: Marked by ease and fluency of speech or writing that often suggests or stems from insincerity, superficiality, or deceitfulness.)

Now that’s entertainment

Saturday, June 25th, 2005

The author of that book purporting to tell the “truth” about Hillary was on the Al Franken Show yesterday. Al and columnist and author of Big Lies (scroll down) Joe Conason basically tore him a new one.

You can read a transcript of it here. Or if you’re so inclined, and you’re in a good place to do so, you can listen to it here. Either way, you’re gonna want popcorn for this one.

Let the breast of justice be uncovered

Saturday, June 25th, 2005

Wouldn’t it be great if this were some sort of metaphor of hope for the future?

Or, I guess I do know why I haven’t heard back from any more agents…

Friday, June 24th, 2005

Here’s an article on how, as Amanda Marcotte from Pandagon describes it:

sexist demands from studio executives are making it nigh well impossible for screenwriters to create characters for romantic comedies that are anything resembling “characters” so that such films can be what used be called “funny” and “entertaining”. Apparently, if a female romantic lead is anything but clumsy, flighty, unambitious, with no wit or bite or ever a mean instinct, and functionally celibate, the script gets sent back for a rewrite.

Well. Good thing I don’t write characters with “wit or bite or ever a mean instinct,” or who like to fuck, isn’t it?

Continue below for more excerpts from the article itself (or if you want to see me get really depressed…), but you should really read the whole thing, and Amanda’s comments as well.
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Recommended Reading…

Friday, June 24th, 2005

1,380

What’s that number?

That’s the amount of days that have passed since 3,000 Americans were killed by terrorists under George W. Bush’s watch.

That’s the amount of days that have passed without Osama Bin Laden’s capture and the smashing of the Al Qaeda network.

The Bush administration likes to parallel this conflict with World War II. Let’s.

Here’s another number: 1,365. What’s that number? That’s the amount of days between the bombing of Pearl Harbor and the surrender of the Japanese to end World War II.

Franklin Delano Roosevelt and Harry Truman, two Democratic presidents who smashed the axis and saved the world.

–From Oliver Willis

In case any of you were wondering

Friday, June 24th, 2005

I am so a liberal. As defined in Hullabaloo thus:

lib.er.al

1. Not limited to or by established, traditional, orthodox, or authoritarian attitudes, views, or dogmas; free from bigotry.
2. Favoring proposals for reform, open to new ideas for progress, and tolerant of the ideas and behavior of others; broad-minded.

This should be run as an ad in every major newspaper

Friday, June 24th, 2005

From the DNC; Rove is right: there are differences.