Truth To Power

An error does not become truth by reason of multiplied propagation, nor does truth become error because nobody sees it: Mohandas Gandhi

Denis Leary, what have you done?

That’s the problem in this country. People are never satisfied with stuff the way it is. Remember that friend in high school wanted to make bongs out of everything. Making bongs out of apples and oranges and shit? Come in one day and find your friend going, “Hey! Look man, I made a bong outta my head! Put the pot in this ear and take it outta this one! Good! Take a hit! *snort*”

3 accused of using corpse head to smoke pot

The Kingwood teenager’s story of decapitating a corpse and using the head to smoke marijuana was so outlandish that at first Houston Police Department senior police officer Jim Adkins did not believe it.

Yet, Kevin Wade Jones Jr., 17, appeared almost indifferent as he relayed the bizarre description of his and two friends’ activities at an Humble area graveyard, Adkins said.

“I just doubted it because it’s very morbid, and I couldn’t see anybody doing something like this,” Adkins said Thursday.

Not until police went to the home of another Kingwood 17-year-old, Matthew Richard Gonzalez, did the officer believe the tale.

“He regurgitated in his plate of food when I asked him about it,” Adkins said. “So I knew there was some truth to the story.”

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2 Responses to “Denis Leary, what have you done?”

  1. E. Chavez Bush, Esq. Says:
    May 9th, 2008 at 7:30 am

    Dear Sirs,

    They got the idea from an Agony Column promo comic book.

    Thank you for your time and assistance.

  2. Ben V. Says:
    May 9th, 2008 at 3:22 pm

    Denis Leary is for people who can’t handle Bill Hicks.

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