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Every office needs this!

Is this the best office gadget? A lavatory paper machine

Instead of sending shredded documents to a recycling centre, incurring expense and energy, office managers will soon be able to feed them into a machine and turn them into lavatory paper.

Pop in 40 sheets of regular A4 paper, and a half-hour later, the paper has been shredded, mixed with water, turned into a pulp, flattened, dried and converted into a roll of lavatory paper.

The manufacturers of the White Goat machine estimates it costs about 10c (6p) to turn the waste paper into loo paper – equating to about six times cheaper than a roll of Andrex White Toilet Tissue, which usually retails for about 38p.

Just have to watch out for staples!

One Response to “Every office needs this!”

  1. Senator Ackbar McCarthy Says:

    There is a reason American toilet paper is a much-coveted thing.

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