The cross dressing, flip flopping, adulterous “noun, verb, and 9/11″ freakshow GOP candidate can look forward to the rest of his mornings starting the day in the shower, looking down at little Rudy and screaming “YOU COST ME THE PRESIDENCY YOU LITTLE BASTARD!”
Giuliani billed obscure agencies for trips
As New York mayor, Rudy Giuliani billed obscure city agencies for tens of thousands of dollars in security expenses amassed during the time when he was beginning an extramarital relationship with future wife Judith Nathan in the Hamptons, according to previously undisclosed government records.
The expenses first surfaced as Giuliani’s two terms as mayor of New York drew to a close in 2001, when a city auditor stumbled across something unusual: $34,000 worth of travel expenses buried in the accounts of the New York City Loft Board.
When the city’s fiscal monitor asked for an explanation, Giuliani’s aides refused, citing “security,” said Jeff Simmons, a spokesman for the city comptroller.
But American Express bills and travel documents obtained by Politico suggest another reason City Hall may have considered the documents sensitive: They detail three summers of visits to Southampton, the Long Island town where Nathan had an apartment.
Say what you like about Slick Willy, at least he didn’t expect taxpayers, via agencies such as the Office for People With Disabilities, to pay a ten grand tab to get his goo gobbled.